Retro Vibes, Modern Remedies
Welcome to The Funky Hempies' groovy world of CBD wonders!
Our choice goods blend full-spectrum CBD with top-notch organic ingredients for a far-out wellness journey.
The Funky Hempies are a socially and environmentally conscious business enterprise and every purchase supports the Southeastern African American Farmers’ Organic Network.
Embrace the mellow vibes, feel the relief, and get ready to boogie!
Join The Funky Hempies and find your groove today!
Head-to-Toe Harmony
Our multipurpose sublingual oil helps you mellow out and rid yourself of discomfort. With natural Lemon-Ginger extract, this remedy tastes as good as it makes you feel!
Groovy Lemon Ginger CBD Oil
Spot-on Relief
Ginger, Arnica, and other herbs join forces with full-spectrum CBD to bring you the focused relief where you need it most. Apply directly to the discomfort and let the salve soothe and mellow your pain.
Soothing Ginger CBD Salve
Why The Funky Hempies CBD?
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Our products are crafted from locally sourced, organically grown hemp and other natural ingredients. We set ourselves apart with a spirit of excellence and integrity. Every purchase supports the Southeastern African American Farmers’ Organic Network (SAAFON). Attention to detail and commitment to creating quality products means you can feel good about your wellness choices.
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We use full-spectrum CBD extract, offering the complete range of beneficial cannabinoids, terpenes, and other compounds found in hemp. Combined with ginger and other medicinals, The Funky Hempies products are great for both stress and pain relief.
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from 7 reviewsI had a gout attack in my foot. After applying Soothing Ginger CBD Salve to the inflamed area, the pain and discomfort in that area began to subside. Anyone who has gout attacks knows how painful these can be. I am so happy to have this salve on hand in case the ugly gout monster rears it's head again. A 5 star product!!!
I've been using your oil and ointment for little over and has definitely seen an improvement in my energy level. Your products really works and very easy to use and simple to take. Thank You for giving me better health . Reggie T
I have now been using this product for the past two months. It is by far the best formulation of CBD salve that I have used, and I have used a few. I have arthritic joints and have applied this to my knees, hips and lower back with surprisingly good results. I also have applied after dry needling treatment on my neck and the salve really soothes that area quickly. By all means, I am a satisfied customer. And the quick delivery is a real plus!
The Soothing Ginger CBD Salve has been a game-changer for my wife’s chronic back pain. She was immediately taken by its soothing aroma and non-greasy texture. The salve provided instant relief, significantly enhancing her mobility and quality of life. We are not only impressed by its quality and effectiveness, but that it offers a safe, affordable, highly beneficial solution to pain and inflammation. We wholeheartedly recommend it to anyone seeking a natural, potent remedy for wellness.
I use the oil for relaxation and anxiety. I could immediately feel the effects of the oil after the first try. It works very well for my needs. I really appreciated the fast service and follow up from The Funky Hempies to ensure my well being.
The Funky Hempies knock out my chronic pain without knocking me out. Frankly, ibuprofen does nothing for me, and the other possibilities leave me floating in the Kuiper Belt. While some people might consider the Kuiper Belt a very good place to be, I do not; they have horrible wifi and I have far too many things to do to stay there for very long. I was very skeptical about CBD--I thought it was just another trendy dietary supplement--but I was wrong! CBD works better than anything else I've tried for my pain; what's more, I was still very lucid and able to function as my pain was being treated. If you suffer from any sort of chronic pain but haven't been treating it effectively because you can't afford to take a few hours off to orbit the moons of Saturn, try Funky Hempies! It's possible to stay sharp even as your chronic pain is eradicated.
Best Regards,
Carol Quinn
Works as described! And we love the insight shared on the what and why! Definitely recommend this for relaxation and pain relief - Well done Funky Hempies!