Retro Vibes. Modern Wellness.

Welcome to The Funky Hempies, where retro soul meets a more welcoming approach to everyday wellness.

We create thoughtfully crafted hemp-derived CBD products for real people navigating real life—busy days, restless nights, tired muscles, and the everyday need to slow down and reset.

But we are building more than a CBD company.

We are creating a wellness lifestyle rooted in honest education, thoughtful products, soulful music, meaningful conversations, and the belief that everyone deserves to feel seen, informed, and encouraged on their wellness journey.

No hype.
No complicated language.
No one-size-fits-all promises.

Just a more approachable way to explore balance, comfort, and everyday well-being.

CBD is where our story began.
Wellness With Soul is where we are going.

Head-to-Toe Harmony

Our multipurpose sublingual oil helps you mellow out and rid yourself of discomfort. With natural Lemon-Ginger extract, this remedy tastes as good as it makes you feel!

Spot-on Relief

Ginger, Arnica, and other herbs join forces with full-spectrum CBD to bring you the focused relief where you need it most. Apply directly to the discomfort and let the salve soothe and mellow your pain.

  • Our products are crafted from locally sourced, organically grown hemp and other natural ingredients. We set ourselves apart with a spirit of excellence and integrity. Every purchase supports the Southeastern African American Farmers’ Organic Network (SAAFON). Attention to detail and commitment to creating quality products means you can feel good about your wellness choices.

  • We use full-spectrum CBD extract, offering the complete range of beneficial cannabinoids, terpenes, and other compounds found in hemp. Combined with ginger and other medicinals, The Funky Hempies products are great for both stress and pain relief.

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    So you can move and groove. Can you dig it?